Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane
Released: October 2, 2007
Director: Scott Thomas
Reviewer: Eric
Thank God somebody stopped this movie from coming out in
theaters. Flight of the Living Dead is one of the worst zombie
movies I've seen. I hated
Zombie Honeymoon but Flight of the
Living Dead makes that movie seem so much better, you'd forget
that Zombie Honeymoon was considered a drama movie. Honestly why
would you want to make a movie with zombies on a plane?
The plot doesn't even matter to tell the truth. Some mad
scientist is on the run from the CIA so he took the plane from
Los Angeles to Paris. His luggage is one coffin that contains an
infected colleague with a modified virus. Of course a
thunderstorm occurs and the infected person is out and everyone
on the plane is in
danger.
Snakes on a Plane did this, but at least that movie had good
actors, mainly Samuel L. Jackson, and the plot was much better.
Flight of the Living Dead's plot is terrible. This scientist is
on the run but he has a guard watching the coffin. I guess if
you are on the run you have a shit load of money to spend. Even
though this bothered me the most here comes the worst part of
the movie. This virus is comes from a new strain of the malaria
virus. Malaria is caused by plasmodium, a protozoan parasite,
which is not a virus. So in the real world there should be
nothing wrong with anybody, zombies don't exist in the movie.
Flight
of the
Living Dead steals ideas from both Snakes on a Plane and
the Resident Evil video games. This isn't an original idea here,
but they were original on how people got shot with guns. What do
I mean by this? Whenever somebody gets shot there are
computerized bullet holes on that person and they never want to
stay with that person whenever they fall down or move. That is
original, nice job with that one. Other parts are just as bad
too, from the acting to more goofs.
If zombies ever attack a plane don't panic because all they do
is jump out from a giant hole.
Zombies have super strength, they
have punch giant holes through thick steal. After that happens
just stay away, these bastards jump as far as Michael Jordan.
One second you are trying to save your loved one and out of no
where a zombie is flying through the plane.
All this movie offer is blood, sometimes a large amount of his.
There is no real gore in here, the picture I posted shows the most
gore in the entire movie. How is this aloud to have zombie in its name?
Zombies eat people after they kill them, they don't kill a
person and then go after their next victim. That is called a
serial killer, not a zombie. Oh yeah the people attacking the
zombies aren't any better, I counted three head shots. Any time
they did a head shot it was an
instant kill but I guess these
people were too dumb to realize that. It must be so much better
to waist ammo on zombies. In this movie it didn't matter about
ammo, I think somebody must have brought enough ammo for a small
army. Thank Mister War Guy, I wish we got to see all the ammo
you had, I'm sure the creators of this movie weren't that dumb.
Final Verdict
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane is as
bad as the title. This movie has no originality, they copied off
of a cult classic movie and video game series. Since they didn't
want to make it that obvious they threw in some goof ups, but in
their minds it was awesome. Flight of the Living Dead didn't get
a chance to make it into theaters, whomever made that last
minute decision should get a bonus. If you like
zombie movies
then stay away from this, all I wanted to do after this movie
was pound my head off a wall.
Rating
1.75 out of 10
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane Trailer
